"Listen, You’re allowed to be sad. You, totally, allow yourself to be sad, and then, you know, take a minute and be like, ‘ok. on to the next thing.’"
Ben Schwartz, - You Made it Weird Podcast, with Pete Holmes. - (via ttriblazor)

@jennyslate: Thank you to @vmagazine for glamming me the F up. I feel like a powerful sex witch & that’s a very chill feeling.

@jennyslateThank you to for glamming me the F up. I feel like a powerful sex witch & that’s a very chill feeling.

I can’t help it, I’m hopeless in high heels, because I am in essence and essentially a clown. If I’d been born 300 years ago, I would have had a bladder on a stick and a cap and bells. - Emma Thompson

Never not drinking vodka on rooftops with this one (at The Empire Hotel)

Never not drinking vodka on rooftops with this one (at The Empire Hotel)

"before I know it, I’m gonna wake up and be 23 and my life’s gonna be behind me."
"you know that I’m 25, right?"

make me choose
ray holt or charles boyle (asked by laffbending),

He’s useless in a hospital!

slaughterhouse90210:

“She was of the stuff of which great men’s mothers are made. She was indispensable to high generation, hated at tea parties, feared in shops, and loved at crises.”—Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd

slaughterhouse90210:

“She was of the stuff of which great men’s mothers are made. She was indispensable to high generation, hated at tea parties, feared in shops, and loved at crises.”
—Thomas Hardy, Far from the Madding Crowd